The Tennessee Hillbilly's 10 Commandments!


1. Just One God

2. Respect Yer Ma & Pa

3. No Tellin' Tales or Gossipin'

4. Git Yer Self to Sunday Meetin'

5. Put Nuttin' Before God

6. No Foolin' Around With Another Feller's Gal

7. No Killin'

8. Watch Yer Mouth

9. Don't Take What Ain't Yers

10. Don't Be Hankerin' For Your Buddy's Stuff
(Then Ya Won't Have to Worry About #9 Anyhows)

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?